[Verse]
F
It's an age-old conversation
F
That is changing with the times
F
But it's oh so complicated
C F
If your mother is like mine
[Bridge]
C F F7 A#
All that she wants are the stars and the moon
C F F7 A#
A son with a wife in a big living room
[Chorus]
F C
All she wants
C Gm
Is another little special arrangement
C
A peculiar engagement
F
Get a trophy wife that's respectable
Dm
To avoid any spectacle
Dm Gm
It's another simple solution
C
For my mother's delusion
F
Get her some adorable pictures done
Dm
For her mother in Lebanon
Dm Gm C
All that she wants
C F Dm
All that she wants
Dm Gm C
All that she wants
C F Dm
All that she wants
Dm Gm C
All that she wants
C F Dm
All that she wants
Dm F
Is another son
[Verse]
F
To be clear I'm not a hater
F
And my wife I like her too
F
Let's be honest with each other
F C F
There're some things we always knew
[Bridge]
C F F7 A#
All that she wants are the stars and the moon
C F F7 A#
A son with a wife in a big silver spoon
[Chorus]
F C
All she wants
C Gm
Is another little special arrangement
C
A peculiar engagement
F
Social standing is stable
Dm
But no kids on the table
Dm Gm
Just a little harmless diversion
C
An acceptable person
F
But I know my heart is in peril
Dm
Made a deal with the devil
Dm Gm C
All that she wants
C F Dm
All that she wants
Dm Gm C
All that she wants
C F Dm
All that she wants
Dm Gm C
All that she wants
C F Dm
All that she wants
Dm F
Is another son
[Verse]
F Gm
Oh it seems I was mistaken
C
Heaven knows just what I've done
F
All these hateful conversations
Dm F
Aren't helping anyone
F Gm
My dear wife, I have to leave you
C
There is nothing you can say
F
You can keep the house without me
Dm
You'll be better off this way
[Outro]
Dm Gm C
All that she wants
C F Dm
All that she wants
Dm Gm C
All that she wants
C F Dm
All that she wants
Dm F
Is another son