Capo on 5th
My suggested strum pattern for the verse is D D D-D-D and for the chorus is D-D U-U-D-U-D-U-D-U.
But you could do whatever. If you're playing this on an electric guitar, her band plays it with distortion.
[Intro]
Am-C-Em-D
Am
Ooh
C
Oh oh
Em
Ooh
D
Oh oh
[Verse]
Am
If you weren't born with it
C
You can buy a couple ornaments
Em
Just be sure to read the warning kids
D
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Am C
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
Em
You can always call up a professional
D
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Kids forever, Kids forever
C
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Em
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
D (sounds best with 1 down stroke)
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
Am
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
C
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Em
Does a new face come with a warranty?
D
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
C
How did you afford her surgery?
Em
Do you swear you'll stay forever
D
Even if her face don't stay together
Am-C-Em-D
Even if her face don't stay together
[Verse]
Am
If you want a little more confidence
C
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
Em
All you need's a couple more condiments
D
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
Am
It's such a waste
C
When little girls grow into their mothers face
Em
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
D
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Kids forever, Kids forever
C
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Em
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
D (sounds best with 1 down stroke)
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
Am
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
C
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Em
Does a new face come with a warranty?
D
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am
Oh Mr. Potato head tell me
C
How did you afford her surgery?
Em
Do you swear you'll stay forever
D
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, Stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
Em
Stay forever, Stay forever
D
Even if her face don't stay together
Am (down stroke)
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
C (down stroke)
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Em (down stroke)
Does a new face come with a warranty?
D (down stroke)
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am (down stroke)
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
C (down stroke)
How did you afford her surgery?
Em (down stroke)
Do you swear you'll stay forever
D (down stroke)
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, Stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
Em
Stay forever, Stay forever
D
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, Stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
Em
Stay forever, Stay forever
D
Even if her face don't stay together
Am (down stroke)
Ooh
C (down stroke)
Oh oh
Em (down stroke)
Ooh
D (down stroke)
Oh oh