Intro:
G(x2) - C(x2) - G(x2) - D(x2)
G
She's 39 but she still looks young
C
Not very young but a lot of fun
G D
She's my 39th lady in the sun
G
9 and I'm feeling fine
C
In the sun it's a lot of fun
D C G
Drinkin' mai tais kickin' back with my flip-flops on
Am D
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
G Em
I think about her every damn night
Am C G
39 year-old lady she looks pretty good to me
G
I'm 9 drinkin' white wine
C D
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
C G
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore
Em
Oh!
C
Don't you call her a whore
G
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
Em C
She's sweet and she's getting old
D
And she's mine to have and to hold
G
She needs a dentist appointment quick
C
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
D C G
When we text each other I fiddle with my anus
G
I stick the finger in it
Am D
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
Em C G
And I fuckin' gots to spew
D G
Upon my belly dripped upon my shoe
G
Get me a tissue
G
Chardonnay in the setting sun
C
She's 39 but she's number one
D C
Get the apartment just right
G
she's comin' over tonight
Em C
I like it cause I don't feel scared
Em D
She's 39 I'm in my underwear
C
Here she comes comin' down the hallway
G
She's knockin' on my door
G
I open the door
C
There she is not too bad good enough
D C G
39 year-old lady young enough for me
Am D G
Boobies droopin' but she's good enough for me
Am D Em
Trimmed her pussy hairs good enough for me
C D G
Mature woman she's my lady
G C
Uh huh uh huh ooh yeah
C D
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
C G
Nanananah-nah she's mine she's my special lady
G
Special lady
G C
We can see a fuckin' movie
D C G
And agree it's a total piece of shit
G C
Comfortable shoes never loose
D C G
We can fuckin' talk about some things
Am D G
She don't need no diamond rings
Am D
She don't need no
G
Diamond rings