It's a
D*
Show stoppin number
F#m*
A real show stopper
Bm* Em7 A
A show stoppin number come on
D*
Somethin to SHOCK EM
F#m*
To bring them a-crawlin
Bm* Em7 A
A big time box office draw
G
With the press and the glamour
Gm A
We'll kill the reviews
D D7 B
Spotlight on Mr Ingenue
Bm
So fill up your Tumblr
Gm A D
Got a show stoppin number for you
D F#m Bm G A
D
A show stoppin number
F#m
Is something you'd die for
Bm Em7 A
A real catchy earworm-y tune
D
An award-winning score
F#m
That seeps in and out of your pores
Bm Em7 A
A dirty to make the chorus girls swoon
G
It'll unify humanity
Gm A
In a thundering chorus
D D7 B
No exits from this Broadway venue
Bm
So crash those shiny cymbals
Gm A D
Got a show stoppin hymnal for you
[Dialogue] D F#m Bm Em7 A (repeat as needed)
D
Business calls
E
I'm up to my ass in shit
What is this business
D
Markets are crashing
E
And I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it
D A
When all I want to do
G D
Is spend the day with
A
Greg
B
And Steve
C
And Stu
D
And Mark
E
And Leighton
F
And Chad
And- dialogue w/o chords
G A
And all I want to do
D
Is spend the day with Steve and
A
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
B
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
C
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
D E
I can't wait to get home to my boys
D
A show stoppin number
F#m
A real show stopper
D Em7 A
An aria to rule them all
G
They'll throw us their money
A# A
At full price admission
D Em7 A
The world will come crumblin down
G
Hamilton move over
A# A D
Your new competition's in town
[Dialogue] D F#m D G A (repeat as needed)
D
Working boys
E
We're up to our ass in shit
What is this business
A
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
B
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
C
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
D E
I can't wait to get home to my boys