[Verse 1]
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Sunday morning man
G D G
She woke up fightin' mad
D G
Bitchin' and moanin' on and on
D G
'Bout the time I had
D
And by Tuesday you could say
G D G
That girl was good as gone
D G D G
Then when Thursday came around I was all alone
A
So I went for a drive to clear my mind
G
Ended up at a Shell on I-65
[Chorus 1]
D G
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
D Bm G
I bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
D G
She swore they were a waste of time
A
Oh, but she was wrong
D G
I was caller number five on a radio station
D Bm G
Won a four day 3 night beach vacation
D G A
Deep sea senorita fishing down in Panama
G Bm A
And I ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
D G
Oh lord, when it rains it pours
D G
[Verse 2]
D G D G
Now she was sure real quick to up and apologise
D G
When she heard about my newfound luck
D G
On that FM dial
D
And it's crazy how lately now
G D G
It just seems to come in waves
D G
What I thought was gonna be the death of me
D G
Was my saving grace
A
It's got me thinking that her leaving
G
Is the only logical reason
[Chorus 2]
D G
That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot
D Bm G
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
D G A
She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
D G
And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle
D Bm G
Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes
D G A
For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
G Bm A
And i ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
D G
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
D G
When it rains it pours
[Bridge]
A Bm
Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll
G
For three weeks now
A Bm G
And it all started on the day that she walked out
[Chorus 1]
D G
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
D Bm G
Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
D G
She swore they were a waste of time
A
Oh, but she was wrong
D G
And I was caller number five on a radio station
D Bm G
Won a four day 3 night beach vacation
D G A
Deep sea senorita fishing down in Panama
G Bm A
And I ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
D G D G
oh lord when it rains it pours
D G D
when it rains it pours