Em
Let me tell you about a girl I know
Em
Had a drink about an hour ago
Am
Sitting in a corner by herself
B C B
In a bar in downtown Hell
Em
She heard a noise and she looked through the door
Em
And saw a man she'd never seen before
Am
Light skin light blue eyes
B C B
A double-chin and a plastic smile
Em
Well her heart raced as he walked in the door
Em
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
B
My brand new car is parked right outside
Am
How'd ya like to go for a ride
Em
And she said Wait a minute I have to think
Em
He said That's fine May I please buy you a drink
B
One drink turned into 3 or
C B E
And they left and got into his car
C B E
And they drove away someplace real far
Em
Now babe the time has come
Em
How'd ya like to have a little fun
B C G
And she said If we could only please be on our way I would not
D B
run."
Em
That's when things got out of control
Em C B Em C B
She didn't want to he had his way
Em C B
She said Let's go
Em C B
He said No way
B C B
Come on babe it's your lucky day
B C B
Shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way
B
Come on baby don't be afraid
C
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid Solo
Em
He finished up and he started the car
Em
He turned around and drove back to the bar
Am
He said Now baby don't be sad
B C B
In my opinion you weren't half-bad
Em
She picked up a rock threw it at the car
Em
Hit him in the head now he's got a big scar
Am
Come on party people won't you listen to me
B C B
Date rape stylee
Em
The next day she went to her drawer
Looked up her local attorney at law
B
Went to the phone and filed the police report
Am
And then she took the guy's ass to court
Em
Well the day he stood in front of the judge
Em
He screamed She lies that little slut
B
The judge knew that he was full of shit
C B E
And he gave him years
C B E
And now his heart is filled with tears
Em
One night in jail it was getting late
Em B
He was butt-raped by a large inmate and he screamed
C G D B
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
Em
That's when things got out of control
Em C B Em C B
The moral of the date rape story
Em C B Em C B
It does not pay to be drunk and horny
B C B
But that's the way it had to be
B C B
They locked him up and threw away the key
B
Well I can't take pity on men of his kind
C
Even though he now takes it in the behind
B C B
But that's the way it had to be
B C B
They locked him up and threw away the key
B
Well I can't take pity on men of his kind
C
Even though he now takes it in the behind
Date rape
Em B C G ->
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to take it