This is how I play the song. Suggestions and corrections welcome!
[Intro]
A Bm A F#m A D F#m E x2
A Bm A F#m A D F#m E
One last meal as one last gesture
A Bm A F#m A D F#m E
Cheapest wine, second best restaurant
A Bm A F#m A D F#m E
Clapperboard made of two pork chops
A Bm A F#m A D F#m E D
Credits roll before the scene stops
[Verse 1]
D G
And in the shower
F#m G
Heard your housemate on the phone
E G
Lathered up my padded bones
F#m G
Lathered up my padded bones
D
From her soap I foam
[Verse 2]
D G
The shower-head moaned
F#m G
And I looked down to the tray
E G
Sons and daughters washed away
F#m G
Sons and daughters washed away
D
"Good Night, God Bless" she'd say
[Verse 3]
D G
The length of your legs
F#m G
Half the length of your body
E G
Above you, thinking of she
F#m G
Above you, thinking of she
D
I knew I should leave
[Verse 4]
D G
I said this before
F#m G
And I thought that we agreed
E G
The time before the last
F#m G
The time before the last
D
Before the last time