[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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This one time I kissed a girl for class war
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I pulled her hips in close and held my left fist
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High above her pale right clavicle and she said
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"Oh, tell me, darling, do you think we have a future?"
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"Well, maybe, kind of, pretty sure we've two between us"
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Bring over pictures of your dead pets and relatives
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And we'll just say it's over if I don't shed any tears
[Pre-Chorus]
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I'm calling you again on your telephone
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And all I ever get is another stupid ringing tone
[Chorus]
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He's gonna get drunk and call you at four in the morning (I know)
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He's gonna get drunk and call you at four in the morning
[Verse 2]
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As if I walked into the room to see my ex-girlfriend
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Who, by the way, I'm still in love with
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Sucking the face of some pretty boy
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With my favourite band's most popular song in the background
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Is it wrong that I can't decide which bothers me most?
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In the forefront of my mind is a thought
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Not of you underneath, but of me coming out looking worse
[Pre-Chorus]
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I'm calling you again on your telephone
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And all I ever get is another stupid busy tone
[Chorus]
D A E
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He's gonna get drunk and call you at four in the morning (I know)
D A E
F#m A Bm
He's gonna get drunk and call you at four in the morning