C Em
all of my life
C
I've never fit
Em F
but I won't complain and I won't quit
C
I am enormous
G C
get used to it
Em C
everyone tells me I'm too much
Em F
maybe it's just you're not enough for me
C
can't you see
G A
I'm the kind of the woman I'm supposed to be
Hey!
[chorus]
D G
my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
if you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
my vagina is eight miles
D G D G C
wide wide
Em C
tell me what is womanly to you
Em F
strong but not too much of a brute
C
it's cool if she's powerful
G C
but way better if she's cute
Em C
for all of us girls who don't fit in
Em F
I say go Amazonian
C
you can be a kick-ass bruiser
G A
and be feminine
[chorus]
C Em C
now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
Em F
this is a metaphor for
C G C
my super vigantastically mystical feminine goddess core
Em C
and I hate it when women make that noise
Em F
that we don't need daddies men or boys
C
even the hard-core dykes like
G A
cock-shaped sex toys
[bridge]
D
my vagina
G
it's universal
D
like a penis
G
but reversible
D G
come on in the water's fine
A
it's not my vagina
A
it's our vagina
[harmony chorus]
just the boys
[everyone]
D G
wide
D G
wide
D
vigantic
D
vigantic
D
vigantic
G
a big big love
D
vigantic
D
vigantic
D
vigantic
G A D
a big big love