Intro dialogue, then :
Am E
My story is so tiresome tiresome
E Am
Back in France I was rich as they come as they come
F C
But I lost all my wealth and my good mental health
E Am
Now I live with zee filth and zee scum and zee scum
Dm C G
I'm Pierre the only French bum in New York
Dm C G
When I open my Boone's Farm I still schniff zee cork
Dm C G
So have you a quarter I'm begging you please
F E Am
I have to have wine with my government cheese
Am E
I really should bid you adieu adieu
E Am
I'm feeling a bit sac le blu sac le blu
F C
My life is a hell I give off a bad smell
E Am
but I'm French oh that's always been true PIU