Bm G
I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
D A
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
Bm G
There's nothing on the radio I fiddle with the dial
D A
And then I see a sign the airport's just another mile
Bm G D A
I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
Bm G D A
And as I near security I almost start to cry
D G A
Well I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face
D G A Asus2
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air
D G A A7
Cause with four balloons of heroine it's getting crowded up in there
A D
Crowded up in there
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
Bm G
My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
D A
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Bm G
Relax I think It's not so bad it might feel kind of nice
D A
Besides who hasn't had a finger up there maybe once or twice
Bm G D A
I must remember don't leave any drugs inside the host
Bm G D A
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
D G A
Well I say a little prayer Hail Maria Full of Grace
D G A
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air
D G A A7
And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear
A D
From the darriere
BM G
I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
D A
balloons of ecstasy and balloons of hash
BM G
balloons of LSD and 9 of sensimilla
D A
A box of Chinese fireworks Guatemalan child
BM G D A
I made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain
BM G D A
I board the aircraft take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
D G A
As I taxi down the runway I get a smile on my face
D G A
I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
Flight crew prepare for take off as I lift us into air
D G A A7
And by the way does anyone want to buy Guatemalan child
A D
From my derriere
G D
I've got 3 balloons
A D
Mmm I've got 3 balloons
G D
Mmm I've got 3 balloons