Biography:
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Let me begin with a hearty ho ho
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And a tale that nobody tells well
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I've not come all the way from En-C-I-N-O
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To be treated like sewage that smells
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I'm certainly not that surprised
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For this story is older than time
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Me peglegged pirating brethren and I
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Are society's slug-ridden slime
[Verse]
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We've all been cast out as scallywag rogues
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With fire in our beards and our eyes
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There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows
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And it's soft as a baby's backside
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Some of us just want adventures
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The open-sea wind in our earrings
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Why are we constantly misunderstood
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Don't you know pirates have feelings
[Chorus]
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Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates can't deny this simple truth
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Poor pirates P - O - O - ARR
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People too too too too
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Nice harmonies mateys
[Verse]
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Think of how harrrd we have had it so hard
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Out on ships there is not much to eat not much to eat
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And dentists hate pirate insurance yo ho no
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Which is why we've so many gold teeth We've too many gold teeth
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Me laundry stays damp and me boots start to stink
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And me fingernails filthy and dirty
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Me internet loads unbelievably slow
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And me bedtime's around 7 3
[Chorus]
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Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates can't deny this simple truth
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We're poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates have it so much worse than you
[Bridge]
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We've got pirate parades to which nobody comes
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Captain Kidd hosts a marathon but nobody runs
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Long John Silver invented the bloomin' onion
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But you think he gets credit for that NO
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Captain um no one knows his first name
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And old Greenbeard's been driven completely insane
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Hardly anyone celebrates our one holiday
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Arr Talk Like a Pirate Day
[Chorus]
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We're poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates can't deny this simple truth
Can't deny that we're poor poor
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Pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates can't deny this simple truth
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That pirates P - O - O - ARR
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People too Yo ho
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