F Em Dm C
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
F C
And we know frosty who's made out of snow
G G#
But all of those stories seem kind of gay
Am G
Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
(chours)
C C# Em
Mr Hankey the christmas poo
C
Small and brown he comes from you
Dm C
Sit on the toilet here he comes
C
Squeeze and tweeze your festive buns
F Em
A present from down below
Dm C
Spreading joy with a Howdy Ho
Dm C G C
He's seen the love inside of you 'cause he's a piece of poo
G# C
Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny
Bb D#
He can be brown or green-ish brown
Am C
But if you eat fiber on christmas eve
Dm C
He might come to your town
(chours)
F Em
Mr Hankey the christmas poo
G Am
He loves me I love you
C
Therefore vicariously he loves you
G C D#
I can make a Mr Hankey too '
G# C
Im Mr Hankey the christmas poo
G# D#
Seasons greetings to all of you
Bb D#
Lets sing songs and dance and play
G# Bb
Now before I melt away
G# Bb
Here's a game I like to play
D#
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Bb D# F D#
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas time has come '
B D#
Sometimes he's runny Sometimes he's firm
B
Sometimes he's practically water
D#
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
C# C
and he wont fall in the toilet 'cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
G
and he wont drop off and so you shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the
toilet and it finally does
(chours)
F
Mr Hankey the christmas poo
G
Christmas leaves he must leave too
Am G Am
Flush him down but he's never gone
G C G# F# C
His smell and his spirit lingers on
Howdy Ho