Am Gm7
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
C Am
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Am Gm7
Relaxin' awhile
Am
Livin' in style
Bb Am
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L A
C F Bb Am
Casually glancing at his toupee
Am Gm7
Wish I was an English muffin
C Am
Bout to make the most out of a toaster
Am Gm7
I'd ease myself down
Am
Comin' up brown
Bb Am
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
C F Bb Am
I'm a Citizen's for Boysenberry Jam fan
Bb Am
Ah South California
Am Gm7
If I become a first lieutenant
C Am
Would you put my photo on your piano
Am Gm7
To Maryjane -
Am
Best Wishes Martin
Bb Am
Old Roger draft-dodger Leavin' by the basement door
C F Bb Am
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for
(Whistle on the verse)
(more fun if you use just use the top three fingers on Bb and slide them two frets up for the Am in the last part of the verse)