Chorus: G D Am C Cm
Verse: em C Am C
em C
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
Am C
She's the perfect cook and she's fat-free
em
She's been to private school and she speaks
Am
perfect French She's got her perfect friends
C
oh isn't she cool
emC
She practices Tai Chi she'd never lose her nerve
Am C
She's more than you deserve oh she's just far
better than me hey hey
G D Am C
So don't bother I won't die of deception
G D Am C
Promise you won't ever see me cry
G D Am C
So don't bother I'll be fine but she's waiting
G D Am C
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine
Cm
So don't bother be unkind
I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good don't you think so
She's almost six feet tall she must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see and this is not my last life at all