Intro
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A few drinks at the house
Gotta get that buzz going
Cause I can afford
The club drinks That they're pouring
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Valet's 20 bucks
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So I'll find me a meter
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It's five blocks away
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But the parking is cheaper
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I walk straight up to the bouncer
Got the flyer in my hand
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Said I didn't bring the ladies
But I've brought my favorite friends
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He doesn't say a word
He just points us to the back
B
Like he thinks we'll wait in line
No, no we Ain't doing that
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Cause I know somebody
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Who knows somebody
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Who knows somebody
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Who knows
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Cause I know somebody
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Who knows somebody
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Who knows somebody
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Who knows
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I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
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4 out of 5
Make it some hours later
Sober up, over heated
And I can't find a waiter
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We dance up on some girls
But they're blocking us out
I could win them with words
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But the music's so loud
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Afraid to use the toilet
I'll get vomit on my pants
B
And I never tip the bathroom guy
Bb
That helps me dry my hands
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That guy has a table
we can drink up for a while
B
Til they notice we've been mocking
Bb
And get kicked out with style
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Cause I know somebody
E
Who knows somebody
B
Who knows somebody
F#
Who knows
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Cause I know somebody
E
Who knows somebody
B
Who knows somebody
F#
Who knows
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I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I-------
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Fellas say HO!
Ladies say OW!
You stepped on my foot
Ice will bring it right down
Dating foreign girls
Last name no vows
rock the tight T
Black Simon Cowel
Wanna throw my hands up
JUMP, JUMP
But it's too cramped the Krump
I might bruise my junk
I know where to go
No shennanigans
Just new fake noses
And Kardashians
Hey girl
Let Me In This VIP
Excuse me
Who are you supposed to be?
I am Wayne Brady
From your T.V. screen
Do I have to choke a bitch
Now do you believe?
I love Whose Line
And I watch your game show
Then you hook a brother up
Uh, let me see, NO!
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Cause I know somebody
E
Who knows somebody
B
Who knows somebody
F#
Who knows
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Cause I know somebody
E
Who knows somebody
B
Who knows somebody
F#
Who knows
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Cause I know somebody
E
Who knows somebody
B
Who knows somebody
F#
Who knows
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Cause I know somebody
E
Who knows somebody
B
Who knows somebody
F#
Who knows
C#m
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I...