Biography:
Other songs:
- Acid Country
- Back When Country Was Ugly
- Beer Belly Blues
- Church League Softball Fistfight
- Clean Underwear
- Dale Daryl Waltrip
- Dale Daryll Waltrip
- Dance Me To Death
- First Baptist Bar And Grill
- Four Cars Ago
- Garth Brooks Ruined My Life
- Hes My Brother In
- I Could Be Wrong
- I Married A Woman Who Talks Like Jerry Reed
- In Cancun
- Its A Sorry World
- License To Kill
- Living On A Gas Card
- Pissed Copailans
- Secret Crush
- She Slept With Texas
- That Wuttin A Marlboro
- The Ballad Of John Rocker
- Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarretts Car
LIVING OFF A GAS CARD
Tim Wilson
G G
G D G
You threw me out, I've been sleeping in the Quick Mart parking lot
A D
I got a bag of dog food for a pillow - Campin' in the handicap spot
G
Ab dul - the cashier - isn't sick of me yet
C
Gives me girlie-magazines and cigarrettes
G D G
I've eat e nough pickled eggs, to start a dill chicken farm
C
Honey, you got me living on a gas card
G
I hope you're doing well
C
Tell the bank account I said hello
A D
And tell your lawyer to go to Sh ell
C G
I'll be the purple-tongued bum with the grape snow cone
C G
And the double X ass whuppin' for him to try on
C G
He took my house and my kids and crap like that
A D
Got the Quick Mart card, and the Earnhardt hat
G D G
We were both in court, when div orce judge struck the deal
D
She said if I'd stay 100 feet away from you, you'd pay this cotton pickin'
gas card bill
G
A hundred dollar credit limit buys a lot of Slim Jims
C
A lot of potted meat, and a mess of M&M's
G D G
But, bread and Beanie Weenies ain't exac tally high on the hog
C
You got me living on a cotton pickin' gas card
G
I hope you're doing fine
C
You got the Honey Baked Ham on the MasterCharge
A D
I got the Thanksgiving pork rinds
C G
I'm the heartbroke defendant with the Quick Mart blues
C G
Livin' on Lance crackers and YooHoo's
C G
Don't hang up the phone..oh, no...wait
A D
Double check the expir ation date
Tim Wilson
G G
G D G
You threw me out, I've been sleeping in the Quick Mart parking lot
A D
I got a bag of dog food for a pillow - Campin' in the handicap spot
G
Ab dul - the cashier - isn't sick of me yet
C
Gives me girlie-magazines and cigarrettes
G D G
I've eat e nough pickled eggs, to start a dill chicken farm
C
Honey, you got me living on a gas card
G
I hope you're doing well
C
Tell the bank account I said hello
A D
And tell your lawyer to go to Sh ell
C G
I'll be the purple-tongued bum with the grape snow cone
C G
And the double X ass whuppin' for him to try on
C G
He took my house and my kids and crap like that
A D
Got the Quick Mart card, and the Earnhardt hat
G D G
We were both in court, when div orce judge struck the deal
D
She said if I'd stay 100 feet away from you, you'd pay this cotton pickin'
gas card bill
G
A hundred dollar credit limit buys a lot of Slim Jims
C
A lot of potted meat, and a mess of M&M's
G D G
But, bread and Beanie Weenies ain't exac tally high on the hog
C
You got me living on a cotton pickin' gas card
G
I hope you're doing fine
C
You got the Honey Baked Ham on the MasterCharge
A D
I got the Thanksgiving pork rinds
C G
I'm the heartbroke defendant with the Quick Mart blues
C G
Livin' on Lance crackers and YooHoo's
C G
Don't hang up the phone..oh, no...wait
A D
Double check the expir ation date
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