Em
I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
Bm
It's not available if you try it once you will die
Am
Your face will melt off
Em
And your children will weep over your exploded body over your exploded body
You love to party
What's not to love
Bm
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
Am
Droopy eyed armless children
C
That's how I party
That's how I party
D Em
I was bangin 7 gram rocks that's how I roll - winning
C G
I have one gear GO - epic winning
D
Are you bipolar
Em
I'm bi-winning
C G
Win here win there win win everywhere
Em
Absolute victory
I'm on a quest
C
We're gonna win everywhere
G
Write Every single wrong
Write every wrong
D Em
I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning
C G
C'mon bro I got tiger blood - winning
D Em
You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE can't handle it
C G
Win here win there win win everywhere
(Em throughout this whole verse)
I've got a list -- help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless
Chicken nuggets - WINNING
Bubblegum - WINNING
Pretending to text to avoid someone - EPIC WINNING
Slow dancing - WINNING
Slow pantsing - WINNING
Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions - WEAK
Adonis blood - WINNING
Violent love - WINNING
Givin needy women caresses and hugs - EPIC WINNING
Childbirth - WINNING
Colin Firth -WINNING
Tinky Winky's purse duh WINNING WINNING
D Em
I was bangin 7 gram rocks that's how I roll - winning
C G
I have one gear GO - epic winning
D
Are you bipolar
Em
I'm bi-winning
C G
Win here win there win win everywhere
D Em
I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning
C G
C'mon bro I got tiger blood - winning
D Em
You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE can't handle it
C G
Win here win there win win everywhere