Whole song is strummed in an "oom-pah" pattern.
Intro:
C Em D G - Just play the G string on each beat
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Verse 1:
C D G
Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got
G C D G C
And the poor people want what the rich people's got
C G Am
And the skinny people want what the fat people's got
G C
And the fat people want what the skinny people's got
Choirs:
C D C D G ////
You can never please anybody in this world
Verse 2:
Am C
The short people want what the tall people's got
G D Am
And the tall people want what the short people's got
C G
The little kids want what the big kid's got
D G C
And the big kids want what the little kid's got
Choirs...
Verse 3:
Am C
Oh, the girls with short hair want long hair
G Am
And the girls with long hair want short hair
G D C
Oh, the boys with cars want motorcycles
G Am C
And the boys with motorcycles want cars
Choirs...
Verse 4:
Am D
It doesn't matter what you do
D D
It doesn't matter what you say
C
There will always be
Am D
One who wants things the opposite way
D D
It doesn't matter where you go
C Am
It doesn't matter who you see
D
There will always be
C
Someone who disagrees
Am
We do our best
Am
We try to please
D
But we're like the rest
G
Whenever at ease
Verse 1 (Rephrase):
C D G
Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got
G C D G C
And the poor people want what the rich people's got
C G Am
And the skinny people want what the fat people's got
G C
And the fat people want what the skinny people's got
C D C D G
You can never please anybody in this world
Conclusion (same as intro):
C Em D G
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