Biography:
The Rubberbandits are the award-winning comedy hip-hop duo of Blindboy Boat Club and Mr. Chrome from Limerick, Ireland. Primarily a satirical stage and television act, they have performed throughout Ireland, the UK and USA with shows at events such as Electric Picnic, Oxegen and the Bulmers International Comedy Festival. The Rubberbandits have won awards for both their music and Comedy. In 2011 the Duo were declared "Best Irish Act" at the entertainment.
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse]
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
Dm
There’s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose
F
And if a fella says “hey fella, you should not be fuckin’ fellas”
G
Maybe he should go and fuck a fella too
F C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down
F C
All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground
F C
No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise
Dm G
Cause he hates himself enough when he’s jerking off to guys
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella
Dm
Cause it’s raining fuckin’ fellas from the sky
F
And if you’re looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin’ season
G
And get off your seat and go and fuck a guy
F C
You’ve googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep
F C
And now it’s time to muster up the spunk and take a leap
F C
Starting with a sissy boy, who’s got a girly bum
Dm G
Before you know it, you’ll be fucking truckers by the ton
C (no chord)
If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella
Dm
But it’s better when you do it with a song
F
Cause it’s time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together
G
If you wanna fuck a fella, sing along
F C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a fuck
F C
All you have to do is open up your door and take a look
F C
There’s fellas in the ocean, there’s fellas in the sky
Dm G
And some of ‘em are gunning for a bumming from a guy
C
If you’re scared to fuck a fella, don’t be nervous, don’t be yella
Dm
Simply fuck the fella standing by your side
F
Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink
G
Take him home and swallow all your pride
F C
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it, is what grandpa used to say
F C
And sure enough he used to fuck a fella every day
F C
And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer
Dm G
Blessed be the fellas fuckin’ fellas everywhere
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
Dm
There’s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose
F
Fuck a butcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker
G
Fuck a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew
C
Fuck a tinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler
Dm
Fuck a dracula, an actor or a cook
F
Fuck a genie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini
Dm G C G C
Cause if you’re both consenting no one giiiiives aaaaa fuuuuuck?!
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
Dm
There’s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose
F
And if a fella says “hey fella, you should not be fuckin’ fellas”
G
Maybe he should go and fuck a fella too
F C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down
F C
All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground
F C
No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise
Dm G
Cause he hates himself enough when he’s jerking off to guys
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella
Dm
Cause it’s raining fuckin’ fellas from the sky
F
And if you’re looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin’ season
G
And get off your seat and go and fuck a guy
F C
You’ve googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep
F C
And now it’s time to muster up the spunk and take a leap
F C
Starting with a sissy boy, who’s got a girly bum
Dm G
Before you know it, you’ll be fucking truckers by the ton
C (no chord)
If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella
Dm
But it’s better when you do it with a song
F
Cause it’s time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together
G
If you wanna fuck a fella, sing along
F C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a fuck
F C
All you have to do is open up your door and take a look
F C
There’s fellas in the ocean, there’s fellas in the sky
Dm G
And some of ‘em are gunning for a bumming from a guy
C
If you’re scared to fuck a fella, don’t be nervous, don’t be yella
Dm
Simply fuck the fella standing by your side
F
Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink
G
Take him home and swallow all your pride
F C
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it, is what grandpa used to say
F C
And sure enough he used to fuck a fella every day
F C
And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer
Dm G
Blessed be the fellas fuckin’ fellas everywhere
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
Dm
There’s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose
F
Fuck a butcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker
G
Fuck a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew
C
Fuck a tinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler
Dm
Fuck a dracula, an actor or a cook
F
Fuck a genie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini
Dm G C G C
Cause if you’re both consenting no one giiiiives aaaaa fuuuuuck?!
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