The Queers are a pop-punk/punk rock band from Portsmouth, New Hampshire, formed in 1982. Singer/Guitarist/Songwriter Joe King has been the principal member of the group, with a vast number of musicians cycling in and out of the band over the years. Supposedly, the band name 'Queers' was used simply to poke fun at what he called the "Art Fag" community in NH. That same brand of humor and inanity has become a staple of The Queers music, who have produced songs such as "Can't Stop Farting"
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Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 16:28:38 -0500 From: [email protected] (Josh Lanza) Subject: TAB: Queers, She's a Cretin
She's A Cretin by The Queers from the album Move Back Home tabbed by [email protected] (Josh Lanza)
I'm doing this from memory and it should all be right, but if not now you know why.
Play this riff once with the A and E chords under it:
AE Always thinking she's so fucking cool AE With politics that would make Bozo drool DE I really want to smash her fucking face DE And knock her fat ass into outer space DE I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC DE I don't worship her so she hates me
AE She's a cretin can't you see AE She's a cretin a sickie AEDE She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me AE She's a cretin can't you see AE She's a cretin a sickie AEDE She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
AEDE Ugh!
Then play the riff again once.
AE Always thinking she's so fucking cool AE With politics that would make Bozo drool DE I really want to smash her fucking face DE And knock her fat ass into outer space DE I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC DE I don't worship her so she hates me
AE She's a cretin can't you see AE She's a cretin a sickie AEDE She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me AE She's a cretin can't you see AE She's a cretin a sickie AEDE She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.