[Verse]
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The book of love is long and boring
G C D/F# G
No one can lift the damn thing
G C D/F# G
It's full of charts and facts and figures
G C D/F# G
And instructions for dancing but
[Chorus]
G C D/F# G
I...
G C D/F# G
I love it when you read to me and
G C D/F# G
You...
G C D/F# G
You can read me anything
(Continue this pattern for the rest of the song)
[Verse]
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb but
[Chorus]
I...
I love it when you sing to me and
You...
You can sing me anything
[Verse]
The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know but
[Chorus]
I...
I love it when you give me things and
You...
You ought to give me wedding rings
I...
I love it when you give me things and
You...
You ought to give me wedding rings