From the upcoming album "50 Song Memoir". All major chords! That goofball.
[Intro]
G D A B C G D
[Chorus]
G D A B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
C G D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
G D A B
All in two rooms with one bed
C G D
So we slept on the towels and rugs
C G D A
But ah we were young and vaguely in love
C G D
And who needed money or drugs? Not
G D A B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
C G D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[Verse]
C G C D
C G C D
Fred was only twenty two
C G C D
So everything he said was true
C G C D
Sweet as a clumsy puppy dog
C G C D
But expletive could that boy snog
[Chorus]
G D A B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
C G D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
G D A B
All in two rooms with one bed
C G D
So we slept on the towels and rugs
C G D A
But ah we were young and vaguely in love
C G D
And who needed money or drugs? Not
G D A B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
C G D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[Verse]
C G C D
C G C D
Dave offered me the presidency
C G C D
Of the log cabin of New Jersey
C G C D
I’m not sure who he thought I was
C G C D
But I smiled and nodded because
[Chorus]
G D A B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
C G D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
G D A B
All in two rooms with one bed
C G D
So we slept on the towels and rugs
C G D A
But ah we were young and vaguely in love
C G D
And who needed money or drugs? Not
G D A B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
C G D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[Verse]
C G C D
C G C D
Ted the all-american male
C G C D
Had recently got out of jail
C G C D
For asking money of someone
C G C D
A John while flourishing a gun
[Chorus]
G D A B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
C G D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
G D A B
All in two rooms with one bed
C G D
So we slept on the towels and rugs
C G D A
But ah we were young and vaguely in love
C G D
And who needed money or drugs? Not
G D A B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
C G D
And the dog and the cat and the buuuugs