[Intro]
Em Am D
[Verse]
G C D
Though majoring in Visual and Environmental Studies
C Am D
And minoring in History of Sci
G C D
I had to retake Ethics from my Mennonite professor
C D G
For whom my skepticism didn't fly
[Interlude]
Em Am D
[Verse]
G C D
The first time I made mincemeat of the standard propositions
C Am D
Establishing a so-called moral science
G C D
And I declared morality an offshoot of aesthetics
C D G
And got a failing C for my defiance
[Interlude]
Em Am D
[Verse]
G C D
So next semester I back to Divinity School trotted
C Am D
Proverbial tail not between my legs
G C D
And spent the whole course positing my own ethical system
C D G
While other college students emptied kegs
[Interlude]
Em Am D
[Verse]
G C D
Information ethics, cyberethics — both since taken —
C Am D
Said: Maximize the information flow
G C D
Toward a hypothetical end state in which the cosmos
C D G
Consists entirely of our info
G C D
And at the highest level possible, not only data
C Am D
But data about data dot dot dot
G C D
Or life on top of life on top of life, et cetera
C D G
Profundity, my mother'd say — I'd not
[Bridge]
Em Bm C
Em Bm Am C
Bm D
[Verse]
G C D
My Mennonite professor did concede I'd done the coursework
C Am D
Although my system left him quite dismayed
G C D
Depending, as it did, on neither history nor Jahweh
C D G
And gave me, finally, a passing grade