Biography:
The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy, also known as The Jazz Butcher and The Jazz Butcher And His Sikkorskis From Hell, is a blackly humorous and (until the early nineties) prolific British musical group founded by Pat Fish, a philosophy major from Oxford. Their oeuvre boasts such topics as Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49, an unrequited crush on Shirley Maclaine, and an ode to SF writer Harlan Ellison.
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“Down the Drain” Written and Performed by the Jazz Butcher
CAPO: None
CHORDS:G C Em D
Intro:
Verse 1
G D G
Well I wish I'd born in a bar
G C D
I wouldn't have to walk so bloody far
G Em C D
I'd peel back my cranium, put my brain in a jar
G D G
If only I'd been born in a bar
Verse 2
G D G
And I wish I'd been born on the beach
G C D
With everything I want within my reach
G C D
I'd date the richest women and suck 'em like a leach
G D G
If only I'd been born on a beach
Verse 3
G D G
And I wish I'd been born in the woods
G C D
And I don't want to be misunderstood
G Em C D
I'd rail out all humanity and give it up for good
G D G
If only I'd been born in the woods
Verse 4
G D G
And I wish I'd been born up a tree
G C D
Walking on the ground just not for me
G Em C D
I'd build myself a shelter, get my foilage for free
G D G
If only I'd been born up a tree
--Musical Bridge—
G D G G
G C D
G C C D
G D G
Verse 5
G D G
And I wish that I'd been born in Selangore
G C D
I wish I'd been a tiger even more
G Em C D
If I ever got in trouble I would only have to roar
G D G
So I wish that I'd been born in Selangore
Verse 6 Appegio
G D G
And I wish I'd been born down the drain
G C D
'Tis where I've ended up, all the same
G Em C D
Talk to the spiders, that come out in the rain
G D G
If I'd been born down the drain ...
Or in a bar.
CAPO: None
CHORDS:G C Em D
Intro:
Verse 1
G D G
Well I wish I'd born in a bar
G C D
I wouldn't have to walk so bloody far
G Em C D
I'd peel back my cranium, put my brain in a jar
G D G
If only I'd been born in a bar
Verse 2
G D G
And I wish I'd been born on the beach
G C D
With everything I want within my reach
G C D
I'd date the richest women and suck 'em like a leach
G D G
If only I'd been born on a beach
Verse 3
G D G
And I wish I'd been born in the woods
G C D
And I don't want to be misunderstood
G Em C D
I'd rail out all humanity and give it up for good
G D G
If only I'd been born in the woods
Verse 4
G D G
And I wish I'd been born up a tree
G C D
Walking on the ground just not for me
G Em C D
I'd build myself a shelter, get my foilage for free
G D G
If only I'd been born up a tree
--Musical Bridge—
G D G G
G C D
G C C D
G D G
Verse 5
G D G
And I wish that I'd been born in Selangore
G C D
I wish I'd been a tiger even more
G Em C D
If I ever got in trouble I would only have to roar
G D G
So I wish that I'd been born in Selangore
Verse 6 Appegio
G D G
And I wish I'd been born down the drain
G C D
'Tis where I've ended up, all the same
G Em C D
Talk to the spiders, that come out in the rain
G D G
If I'd been born down the drain ...
Or in a bar.
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