[Intro]
E B E A
(x2)
[Verse]
E B
Tequila take off, Tecate landing
E A
Sorry about the centerpiece, thanks for understanding
E B
Soft salesmen, hard branding. Campari commissions.
E A
I was sitting in the kitchen trying to guess where she was living now
E B
Hotel room in Houston with the shades against the sunshine
E A
Or maybe still in Scranton like it's 1999
E B
When I saw her rolling through with the Entitlement Crew
E A
I wasn't all that into it but there was nothing I could do about it
[Riff]
E B E A
[Verse]
E B
Now here's a church, here's the steeple
E A
I like the party favors but I hate the party people
E B
Got distracted by the chorus when the kids all sang along
E A
Moved to the rogue set. I always really liked that song.
[Pre-Chorus]
E E/Eb
You like that song too. I know that you do.
C#m B
I saw you mouthing all the words when you didn't know I was watching you
A B
Everything is brittle and is breaking apart
E A
Your sister's in Seattle and she's sleeping with the sharks
A B
I remember you, still, playing his part
[Chorus]
E A
Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding
E A
Can't you see how I feel I've been abandoned?
B E A B
Never got to say goodbye to you
E A
Give my best to the Entitlement Crew
[Break]
E Abm A B
E Abm A B
[Riff]
E B E A
(x2)
[Verse]
E B
Tecate landing, tequila takeoff
E A
Colfax cookout, Pillsbury bakeoff
E B
Too many cracks in the bathroom. Too many kooks in the kitchen.
E A
It would probably be easier if I knew where she was living now
[Pre-Chorus]
E E/Eb
I know you probably feel the same way as I feel
C#m B
Like I'm not sure we can pull off such an intricate deal
A B
Now all of it's killer but it's coming up quick
E A
And your brother's in Boston and he's acting like a dick
A B
I remember back before we knew he was sick
[Chorus]
E A
Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding
E A
Can't you see how I feel I've been abandoned?
B E A B
Never got to say goodbye to you
E A
Give my best to the Entitlement Crew
E A
Just two systems in the dark and people dancing
E A
Thanks for listening thanks for understanding
B E A B
Nodding off to the American Routes
E A
Give my best to the Entitlement Crew
[Break]
E Abm A B
E Abm A B
E Abm A B
E E/Eb C#m F#m E
[Chorus]
E
Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding
E
Tequila take off, Tecate landing
B E A B
Never got to say goodbye to you
E A
Give my best to the Entitlement Crew