[Intro]
F
[Verse 1]
B
The girl police are coming over,
Comb your hair pretend you're sober
E B
Andy, lock the stash in the bottom drawer
The woman fuzz are coming for us,
They're hardened by drawn out divorces
E B
Averse to our verses, deplore the chorus
[Chorus]
E B
Ooh hoo, they surround our places
E E
Ooh hoo, arrested by our handsome faces
F#
The cold, long arm of the law
Has got ruby glitter painted claws
[Verse 2]
B
The lady cops are coming for me,
Let's Jovi out in a blaze of glory
E B
Tell mama i'm sorry, that's my story
It was our antic romantic disasters,
That got the girl cops lording after us
E
To drag our names through the mud,
B
To get their hands in our blood
[Chorus]
E B
Ooh hoo, they want to hole us up in their lockdown...
E B
Ooh hoo, A year for every precious heart we've knocked down
F#
Less a day for every night we rocked out. (oh thank God we always rocked out)
[Bridge]
B E
Cause Stephy likes Jimmy, but Jimmy likes Eric, and Eric likes Jess
F#
It's an awful mess an awful mess
B E
Denny caught Monique kissing on Francois outside the Dapanneur
F#
So they are done for sure...
[Instrumental]
B
[Chorus]
E B
Ooh, they want to hole us up in their lockdown...
E B
Ooh, A year for every precious heart we've knocked down
F# E
Less a day for every night we rocked out. (and we always rocked out)
[Bridge]
B E
Cause Ginny likes Marvin, but Marvin likes Arnold, and Arnold likes Jess
F#
Well I guess everyone likes Jess
B
But Jessie ain't datin'
E
She's down in the basement, listenin' to Pet Sounds
Her mom's 45s get the best sounds
B
Loving is easy, loving is easy
E
Losing it's rough
F#
Ain't it high grade powerful stuff
B
Lovin' will leave you, lovin' will leave me
E F#
And in our defense, it's awful hard to keep in the present tense
[Outro]
B