[Verse 1]
G C
You're sure not tall, and you're not all that attractive,
G C
Cause you're a level-8 dwarf and you drink too much ale, you drink way too much ale.
G C
But you've got a nice axe and you know how to use it it's +2 against zombies
D C D
and the moment you set foot in this campaign you set a magic missile on my heart
C D C
and charm person on my brain
[Chorus]
G
Dungeons and Dragons
C
Yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons with you
G
yes I do yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons
D
But I want to get you out of this fantasy world
C
and into my fantasy
D C
and out of this basement and into the sun
G
Dungeons and Dragons
[Verse 2]
G C
One time you saved me, by setting the oncoming horde of golems on fire
G
and one time you saved me from the mouth of a volcano
C
cause you can levitate which was a very clever spell choice
D C
and I think the other players might be starting to suspect,
D C
cause you're always saving me when shit turns to heck
D C
but this is so much more
[Chorus]
G
than Dungeons and Dragons
C
Yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons with you
G
yes I do yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons
D
But I want to get you out of this fantasy world
C
and into my fantasy
D C
and out of this basement and into the sun
D C
where you could be my boyfriend and we could go out to dinner
G
Dungeons and Dragons
C
Dooroo doo roo roo roo
[Verse 3]
G C G
As we finish this battle, and we slay the dragon and look around her lair for loot like gold and magic items,
C G
I look around this room at all these fucking nerds and their fucking books and their fucking dice
C
and their primarily windows-based computers
D C
and their Doritos and Mountain Dew
D C
Everything here is disgusting but you...
[Chorus]
G
and Dungeons and Dragons
C
Yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons with you
G
yes I do yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons
D
But I want to get you out of this fantasy world
C
and into my fantasy
D C
and into my bed, where we could have sex
G
Dungeons and Dragons