Extra Gin (Millennial Drinking Song)
The Doubleclicks
[Chorus 1]
E A
I like comics and spaceships and catses
B E
and I’m barely holding the panic in
E A
I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes
B E
bartender, please extra gin, extra gin
B E
bartender, please extra gin
[Verse 1]
E A
The battery is low on my phone
B E
so I’ve got to get home pretty fast
E A
My future’s messed up by all these student loans
B E
and bad boyfriends messed up all my past
E A
My phone screen’s got a crack in the middle
B E
And I can’t selfie, because it's too full now
E A
I can’t clear it, not even a little
B E
but I've got to keep on living somehow
[Chorus 2]
E A
I like comics and spaceships and catses
B E
and I’m barely holding the panic in
E A
I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes
B E
bartender, please extra gin, extra gin
B E
bartender, please extra gin
[Verse 2]
E A
It’s a Friday and I’m all alone
B E
I wanna call you, but it’s your turn, you’re next
E A
I can see when you type on my iPhone
B E
but you never send the damn text
E A
I’m insecure but I try to pretend—
B E
which makes me mean, which I know isn’t right
E A
I’m jealous of my lover’s female friends
B A
so tequila is on me tonight!
[Chorus 3]
E A
I like comics and spaceships and catses
B E
and I’m barely holding the panic in
E A
I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes
B E
bartender, please extra gin, extra gin
B E
bartender, please extra gin
[Verse 3]
E A
I got on the wrong bus and it’s moving
B E
but I don’t want to admit my mistakey
E A
Can’t get worse, so I guess it’s improving
B E
Let’s just see where this fuckin’ night takes me
E A
I work harder than I really need
B E
I won’t give myself slack till I try it
E A
But I’m afraid if I ever succeed
B E
I’ll be too damn depressed to realize it
[Chorus 4]
E A
I like comics and spaceships and catses
B E
and I’m barely holding the panic in
E A
I’m afraid of eye contact and taxes
B E
bartender, please extra gin, extra gin
B E
bartender, please extra gin