Intro: Dm G x2
Dm G
Guard your body with the best barbed wire
Dm G
And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire
F C Dm G Dm G
But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights
Dm G
Wear your dresses like they're up for hire
Dm G
And leave them with your humor in the tumble dryer
Dm C Dm
And watch yourself stumble down a lane with no lights
Dm C Dm
School like life turns some men into mice
Dm C Dm
What you need now is a little piece of mouse advice
F Am
Well they say be wary of strangers
F G
Especially if they offer you sweets
F Am
But there ain't no government health warning
F G
On half the mad fuckers you meet
F Am
Save yourself personal tragedy
F Am
Go back to the man with the sweets
F Am
Do yourself schooling favor
F C
Head back to the man with the sweets
Dm G
Those who feared cancer never had much to say
Dm G
They bored us at parties onto forty a day
Dm C Dm
They forced us into corners and onto forty a day
Dm G
The dentist's chair is the only time
Dm G
That anybody ever looks at their mouth
Dm C Dm
The dentist give their teeth something to chatter about
Dm C Dm
School like life turns some men into mice
Dm C Dm
To avoid the rat-trap take the mouse's advice
F Am
Well they say be wary of strangers
F G
Especially if they offer you sweets
F Am
But there ain't no government health warning
F G
On half the mad fuckers you meet
F Am
Save yourself personal tragedy
F Am
Go back to the man with the sweets
F Am
Do yourself schooling favor
F Am
Head back to the man with the sweets
Dm G Dm G
Dm C Dm