[Intro]
E G# x2
[Verse 1]
E
Lookin at the TV screen I see the man that I should be
G#
Flip flops on a sandy beach a cold beer livin up the dream
E
Guess this is reality this product I must really need
G#
When I get it I'll be happy all I need's security
N.C.
Security, security, Two cold beers a hot bitch and security
E
Guess I'll need a new suit, a new tie, and new shoes
G#
Turnin in my resume, do a few interviews
E
Remember firm handshake, look em in the eye
G# E
Back straight, say your GPA, and don't you dare lie
G#
Well maybe I could lie, if it means getting the job I'll do anything, I'll try
E
Get turned down 30 times then get an internship
G#
All aboard now it's money time, about to be the shit
[Chorus]
A Am
All I really need
N.C.
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
[Verse 2]
E
Handcuffs, handcuffs, doggy leash, and rope
G#
Tie me up securely and tell me where I need to go
E
As I climb the corporate ladder security starts to grow
G#
I can't wait until the day they call me C.E.O.
E
Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
G#
Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio
E
Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
G#
Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio
N.C.
Cubic cully co, pinocchio yeah
[Chorus]
A Am
All I really need
N.C.
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
E A G#m x2
A Am
All I really need
N.C.
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
[Bridge]
A
Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars
G#m
Mansion on the waterfront, steak and caviar
B
Everything I want but far from what I need
C#m A
Security, security I'm about to be really
B
I'm about to be really, hey
E
Shit, why don't I feel happy
A
Shit, why don't I feel happy x2
E
Shit, why don't we feel happy
A
Shit, why don't we feel happy x4
N.C.
I guess it's cause we believe the only thing that we need is this made up thing that we call security
N.C.
Two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
E A G#m x2
A G#m
All I really need
A Am
All I really need
A B
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
E G# x2