Squid Biologist - Part Time Beard/Beardcrush
[Chorus]
G
Got a part time beard which i guess is kinda queer
C
but that’s neither here nor there, gotta hide my hair
G
getting ready for the show and it’s almost time to go
D C G
One Forty Alex, eleven thirty or so
[Verse]
G Em
ducked taped tits and dicks stuffed in butts
D C
the dressing room gets pretty nuts
G Em
sip a red death and apply my scruff
D C
everyone is gonna love my part time beard stuff (part time beard stuff)
G Em D C
part time beard, part time beard, part time beard, part time beard x2
[Verse]
G Em
with my beard on the audience will fawn
D C
gender bending from dusk till dawn
G Em
flopping like a squid I’m a part time beard kid
D C
is it real or fake do a double take, (double take) (triple take)
[Chorus]
G
Got a part time beard which i guess is kinda queer
C
but that’s neither here nor there, gotta hide my hair
G
getting ready for the show and it’s almost time to go
D C G
One Forty Alex, eleven thirty or so
[Bridge]
C
Am C D C x2
Am C D C
beard crush,
Am C D C
beard crush beard
[Verse]
Am
crush he likes my beard he likes my beard
Am C D C
he likes my beard he wants those parsnips beard
Am
crush i like your beard i like your beard
i like your beard do you have parsnips?
Am
he likes my beard he likes my beard
Am C D C
you like my beard? why yes i do! beard
Am C D C Am
crush beard crush
[Breakdown]
C Em Am Am
part time beard!
C Em Am Am
beard crush!
C Em Am Am
parsnips!
C Em Am Am
part time beard! beard crush! and
C Em Am Am
parnsnips part time beard!
C Em Am Am
beard crush! and
C Em Am Am
parsnips! part time beard
C Em Am Am
beard crush!
C Em Am Am
[Outro]
Am
i like your beard he likes my beard
he likes my beard my part time beard?
C C
my part time beard crush!
[Chorus]
G
Got a part time beard which i guess is kinda queer
C
but that’s neither here nor there, gotta hide my hair
G
getting ready for the show and it’s almost time to go
D C G
One Forty Alex, eleven thirty or so
[Verse]
G Em
ducked taped tits and dicks stuffed in butts
D C
the dressing room gets pretty nuts
G Em
sip a red death and apply my scruff
D C
everyone is gonna love my part time beard stuff (part time beard stuff)
G Em D C
part time beard, part time beard, part time beard, part time beard x2
[Verse]
G Em
with my beard on the audience will fawn
D C
gender bending from dusk till dawn
G Em
flopping like a squid I’m a part time beard kid
D C
is it real or fake do a double take, (double take) (triple take)
[Chorus]
G
Got a part time beard which i guess is kinda queer
C
but that’s neither here nor there, gotta hide my hair
G
getting ready for the show and it’s almost time to go
D C G
One Forty Alex, eleven thirty or so
[Bridge]
C
Am C D C x2
Am C D C
beard crush,
Am C D C
beard crush beard
[Verse]
Am
crush he likes my beard he likes my beard
Am C D C
he likes my beard he wants those parsnips beard
Am
crush i like your beard i like your beard
i like your beard do you have parsnips?
Am
he likes my beard he likes my beard
Am C D C
you like my beard? why yes i do! beard
Am C D C Am
crush beard crush
[Breakdown]
C Em Am Am
part time beard!
C Em Am Am
beard crush!
C Em Am Am
parsnips!
C Em Am Am
part time beard! beard crush! and
C Em Am Am
parnsnips part time beard!
C Em Am Am
beard crush! and
C Em Am Am
parsnips! part time beard
C Em Am Am
beard crush!
C Em Am Am
[Outro]
Am
i like your beard he likes my beard
he likes my beard my part time beard?
C C
my part time beard crush!
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