Biography:
Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and Punk Pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge.
The band is best known for their 1980 track, "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps", coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was "Simon Templar", a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint.
In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons.
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[intro]
E
[n.c.] A
Two little boys had two little toys Each had a wooden horse
D C# B E B E
Gaily they played each summers day Warriors both of cause
A D
One little chap then had a mishap Broke off his horses head
D C# B E B E
Wept for his toy, then cried with joy As his young playmate said
A D
Did you think I would leave you crying When there's room on my horse for two
D C# B E B E
Climb up here, Jack and don't be crying I can go just as fast with two
A D
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our horses will not be toys
D C# B E B E
And I wonder if we'll remember when we were Two little boys
[solo over whole verse]
A D
Long years past, war came so fast Bravely they marched away
D C# B E B E
Cannon roared loud and in the mad crowd Wounded and dieing lie,
A D
up goes a shout Oi A horse dashes out, out from the ranks so blue
D C# B E B E
Gallops away to where Joe lay, then came a voice he knew
A D
Did you think I would leave you dieing When there's room on my horse for two
D C# B E B E
Climb up here, Joe we'll soon be flying back to the ranks so blue
A D
You see Joe I'm all a tremble, perhaps it's the battles noise
D C# B E B E
But I thinks its that I remember when we were two little boys
E
[n.c.] A
Two little boys had two little toys Each had a wooden horse
D C# B E B E
Gaily they played each summers day Warriors both of cause
A D
One little chap then had a mishap Broke off his horses head
D C# B E B E
Wept for his toy, then cried with joy As his young playmate said
A D
Did you think I would leave you crying When there's room on my horse for two
D C# B E B E
Climb up here, Jack and don't be crying I can go just as fast with two
A D
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our horses will not be toys
D C# B E B E
And I wonder if we'll remember when we were Two little boys
[solo over whole verse]
A D
Long years past, war came so fast Bravely they marched away
D C# B E B E
Cannon roared loud and in the mad crowd Wounded and dieing lie,
A D
up goes a shout Oi A horse dashes out, out from the ranks so blue
D C# B E B E
Gallops away to where Joe lay, then came a voice he knew
A D
Did you think I would leave you dieing When there's room on my horse for two
D C# B E B E
Climb up here, Joe we'll soon be flying back to the ranks so blue
A D
You see Joe I'm all a tremble, perhaps it's the battles noise
D C# B E B E
But I thinks its that I remember when we were two little boys
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