[INTRO]
G Em C D
[VERSE 1]
G Em Am D
The 2-headed lady said I couldn't land my ship
G Em Am D
I said it would only take a minute
G Em Am D
"Well," she said, "what's in it?"
G Em Am D
Oh, I don't know. Just some weird shit ("Okay.")
[CHORUS]
G Em Am D
La la la la la la, la la la la la
G Em Am D
La la la la la la, la la la la la
[VERSE 2]
G Em Am D
When I got to the surface, there were women everywhere ("Hey, how you doing?")
G Em Am D
And all the men were slaves. They had us all dressed up in chains ("ooh, look at that one")
G Em Am D
And there was a queen. She had her own dick all dressed up in black ("come back here, Sonny")
G Em Am D
Her name was? I like it like that? Queen? "I like it like that"
[BRIDGE]
C G
And I fell in love with a leader from the underground
C G
He said he'd set me free ("we can all be free, dude")
Em G Em G
But when I fell asleep he stole the key and split the scene, I guess
Am C
I'll never learn. No, I'll never learn.
G C G C
Fags in drag, no matter where I lay
Am C
I get burned, so burned
[CHORUS]
G Em Am D
La la la la la la, la la la la la
G Em Am D
La la la la la la, la la la la la
[OUTRO]
G Em Am D
It's hard living on the planet of women
G Em Am D
Gonna find me a river and throw myself in it ("bye-bye")
[CHORUS]
G Em Am D
La la la la la la, la la la la la
G Em Am D
La la la la la la, la la la la la