A D
come the day i lose my marbles
A E
walk me gently to the stables
A E D
sit me in a comfy sofa
A E A
wheel me out to graze
A D
when i'm dragged before the jury
A E
plead for me if i'm deemed worthy
A E D
steal a song and sing it backwards
A E A
yodel till the cows come home
D
1 you'll get a bag of clues
A
2 do you need much more
E A
or 3 do you just want to play the numbers
D
4 you'll get it on a plate
A E
5, 6, 7 and 8 all said one skeleton is all you're getting
better rattle it along while it's got
a bit of muscle on it
(and so on.....)
when it comes my time to snuff it
play complete control and abide with me
fill a pine bungalow with whiskey
shove me where the sun don't shine
come the day i lose my marbles
lead me gently out to graze
steal a song and sing it sideways
yodel till the cows come home
just want to play the numbers
do you
do you want to play the numbers