[Verse 1]
C Em
I'm in love with the girl on TV
G
She sparkles like an angel
F
She smiles just for me
[Verse 2]
C
And though women try to tempt me
G F
They need to understand that I'm a taken man
C G
My heart belongs to another
[Verse 3]
C Em
I tracked her down and I went to her home
G F
I climbed up to her window, and I found her alone
[Bridge]
C G
She was covered in the entrails of a sheep
Which she'd sacrificed to the snake god
Dm
Glycon, to wake him from his sleep
[Outro]
C G Em G Dm
Holy shit a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth
F Fm C
All hail Glycon the all powerful