C
I met this girl
D
She's just great
F C
This girl I just adore
D
The problem is
C
She has much more
D G
Than i had bargained for
C Bm
She's got that style she's got that smile
Bb A
She's got the walk she's got the talk
Dm F/G
She's got that zing there's just one thing
She's got a PENIS
C G
C Bm
She's got the flare knows what to wear
Bb A
She got that face that girl has grace
Dm G
She's get pizzaz too bad she has
C G
A penis
C G
She's got a penis
F
there's always some failure always some flaw
C
Ain't that what they call murphy's law
D
but male genitalia is where I drew the line
G
besides her's is bigger than mine
Dm B/Eb Em A
my life's a mess cause under that dress she's got a
Dm G C
P-E-N-I-S
C
YES!