Biography:
Rucka Rucka Ali (born January 27, 1987) is an American rapper, radio personality, singer, lyricist, actor, comedian, and satirist most noted for his song parodies on Youtube. The song parodies ("I Can Do Whatever I'm White" and "Ching Chang Chong" accumulating the highest number of views, in the millions) are often race-based or culturally satirical. Many, therefore, have labeled Ali as a racist, although his humor seems heavily influenced by mainstream comedy television shows such as South Park, Family Guy, and Chappelle Show.
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[Verse 1]
G
I did some time in jail,
Em
I did a crime with Michelle
C
We stole from fried watermelon
D
Yip Yippity Ki Yay
G
I'm known to smack up a bitch
Em
I got kool-aid in the fridge
C
I never met my kids
D
Their real dad is Kanye
G
Guns yeah I sold em
Em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
C
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
D
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No please don't tase me
C
My name's Obama
D
I was born in Haiti
G
I still get food stamps
Em
I'm just lazy
C
I'm still on welfare
D
So fuck you pay me
G
They might arrest you
Em
But you could blame me
C
They'll pull me over
D
Incarcerate me
G
If I get unemployed
Em
Shit don't phase me
C
My name's Obama
D
I roll with Jay-Z
[Spoken]
N.C.
Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
N.C.
Are you young Jeezer?
N.C.
How'd you get in the White House?
[Verse 2]
G
I smoke a lot of Newports
Em
I sit a lot on the porch
C
I stole 2012 Porsche
D
From my Neighbors Driveway
G
I did alotta of drug deals
Em
I killed Osama for treals
C
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
D
And fucked his bitch sideways
G
Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Em
Rocks weed meth heroin
C
White House garden showin'
D
What you think I'm growin' daisies?
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No it's OK see
C
My name's Obama
D
I'm half Kuwaiti
G
It's hard to look white
Em
Robbing Macy's
C
Give me the FUBU
D
Don't try to play me
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No please don't mace me
C
My name's Obama
D
I dance like Swayze
G
If you live in Detroit
Em
Yawta thank me
C
My name's Obama
D
I'm Pakistani
[Bridge]
G Em
Before I came in the White House
Em
I used to smoke crack
C
I used to sold crack
D
I used to roll so black
G
I was born in Dubai
Em
I'd like to go back
C
Where's all my hoes at?
D
Take off your clothes
[Spoken]
N.C.
And don't talk back
N.C.
Now the American people have a clear choice
N.C.
Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane?
N.C.
Or with the back of my hand?
G
It's hard to look white
Em
When I'm smackin' Ladies
C
So it's no wonder
D
Ya'll crackers hate me
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
And this is crazy
C
I stealed your hummer
D
And throwed your baby
G
Sandusky touched a boy
Em
Or so they say see
C
My name's Obama
D
Chicken is tasty
G Em
Before I came in the White House
Em
I used to smoke crack
C
I use to sold crack
D
I use to roll so black
G
If all you haters don't like me
Em
Lick my ballsack
C
Ya'll haters fall back
D
So fuck you pay me
[Spoken]
N.C.
I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
N.C.
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
N.C.
She is a typical white person
G
I did some time in jail,
Em
I did a crime with Michelle
C
We stole from fried watermelon
D
Yip Yippity Ki Yay
G
I'm known to smack up a bitch
Em
I got kool-aid in the fridge
C
I never met my kids
D
Their real dad is Kanye
G
Guns yeah I sold em
Em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
C
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
D
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No please don't tase me
C
My name's Obama
D
I was born in Haiti
G
I still get food stamps
Em
I'm just lazy
C
I'm still on welfare
D
So fuck you pay me
G
They might arrest you
Em
But you could blame me
C
They'll pull me over
D
Incarcerate me
G
If I get unemployed
Em
Shit don't phase me
C
My name's Obama
D
I roll with Jay-Z
[Spoken]
N.C.
Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
N.C.
Are you young Jeezer?
N.C.
How'd you get in the White House?
[Verse 2]
G
I smoke a lot of Newports
Em
I sit a lot on the porch
C
I stole 2012 Porsche
D
From my Neighbors Driveway
G
I did alotta of drug deals
Em
I killed Osama for treals
C
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
D
And fucked his bitch sideways
G
Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Em
Rocks weed meth heroin
C
White House garden showin'
D
What you think I'm growin' daisies?
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No it's OK see
C
My name's Obama
D
I'm half Kuwaiti
G
It's hard to look white
Em
Robbing Macy's
C
Give me the FUBU
D
Don't try to play me
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No please don't mace me
C
My name's Obama
D
I dance like Swayze
G
If you live in Detroit
Em
Yawta thank me
C
My name's Obama
D
I'm Pakistani
[Bridge]
G Em
Before I came in the White House
Em
I used to smoke crack
C
I used to sold crack
D
I used to roll so black
G
I was born in Dubai
Em
I'd like to go back
C
Where's all my hoes at?
D
Take off your clothes
[Spoken]
N.C.
And don't talk back
N.C.
Now the American people have a clear choice
N.C.
Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane?
N.C.
Or with the back of my hand?
G
It's hard to look white
Em
When I'm smackin' Ladies
C
So it's no wonder
D
Ya'll crackers hate me
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
And this is crazy
C
I stealed your hummer
D
And throwed your baby
G
Sandusky touched a boy
Em
Or so they say see
C
My name's Obama
D
Chicken is tasty
G Em
Before I came in the White House
Em
I used to smoke crack
C
I use to sold crack
D
I use to roll so black
G
If all you haters don't like me
Em
Lick my ballsack
C
Ya'll haters fall back
D
So fuck you pay me
[Spoken]
N.C.
I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
N.C.
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
N.C.
She is a typical white person
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