Biography:
Rucka Rucka Ali (born January 27, 1987) is an American rapper, radio personality, singer, lyricist, actor, comedian, and satirist most noted for his song parodies on Youtube. The song parodies ("I Can Do Whatever I'm White" and "Ching Chang Chong" accumulating the highest number of views, in the millions) are often race-based or culturally satirical. Many, therefore, have labeled Ali as a racist, although his humor seems heavily influenced by mainstream comedy television shows such as South Park, Family Guy, and Chappelle Show.
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[Intro]
C Em
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone
C G
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone
[Verse 1]
C Em C G
Speak:
Oh hello
My name is DJ Not Nice
You might remember me
From my last record
Ching Chang Chong
You made me very rich
Now I roll in American money
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
And I'd like my Chinese food Cooked right
Em
cause they're not Giving me the good rice
C
And The Dyke giving me Food looks like
G
a lesbian
C
I don't like how my Beef pork look like
Em
And the last time I eat your food I
C
got the Rice chicken Beef tofu Now I poop
G
While I'm peeing
C
And you might not believe I could fight
Em
I'm a white belt But I have 2 stripes
C
I don't like all you little Blue eyed dumb white
G
Europeans
C
I would like to just drink My bud light
Em
maybe bomb A couple things in Hawaii
C
and blow up The countries I don't like
G
Cause I'm a Korean
[Verse 2]
[Rap]
C
I'm not that nice (Uh uh)
Em
I build a bomb (Yeah)
C
Then pick a country (You)
G
And blow it up
C
I work for NASA (Cool)
Em
We look at stars (Wow)
C
You know Apollo
C C
That movie is Good
[Sing]
G
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
C
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
Em
I been trained to kill With my Tai Kwon Do
C
And my whole continent Is a dry cleaning store
G
bo bo bo bo Bonzai
[Rap]
C
I like to play
Em
magic cards
C
You heard of China
G
I was in charge
C
Of Chinatown
Em
In Vietnam
C
I'm still around
[Sing]
G C
You can come through to play
[Rap]
C
When I play poker
Em
I just throw all my chips in
C G
Hello I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
C
I smoke Coke - It's fun
Em
You think I'm joking man
C
I made a lot Of money from Pokemon
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
I think Michael Jackson's A good guy
Em
I don't mind If he sleeps With young guys
C
Cause in my country We can touch Young guys
G
On their penis
C
And my wife Is thirteen And cooks my
Em
Macaroni N' Cheese So good I
C
Got her out On the street For a good Good price (10 years ago)
[Verse 3]
[Rap]
G
I'm not gonna lie (Uh uh)
C
I like it rough (Uh uh)
Em
Hillary Clinton
C
Let's get it On (Woo)
G
I have a missile (Uh uh)
C
It's very small (So small)
Em
It's in my pants (Hehe)
C
I can't get it up (Aww)
G
I bomb New York (Oops)
C
Better luck (Next time)
Em
You heard of London (Uh uh)
C
Not anymore (Aww)
G
I bomb Iran (Yeah)
C
Oops that's Japan (Not again)
Em
I made a goof
[Sing]
G C
Now I gotta start again
[Rap]
C Em
I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
C G
If I bomb Your crib - Yep sorry - I'm a ninja warrior
C
I went to Harvard
Em
I bomb Pearl Harbor
C G
I want the whole world To know That I'm Powerful
("I am small penis")
C Em
Everyone To the floor We all gonna Die (die die die)
C G
Put your head Between your legs And say Ko ni chi wa (wa wa wa)
C Em
Death to all Fuck the World Cause I like 2Pac (pac pac pac)
C
Now the world Must Stop (stop stop stop)
G G
Cause of my Small cock (cock cock cock)
[Sing]
C Em
One day, You'll say Why is everyone dead
C G
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said
C
Now we all Are slaves
Em
Monkeys run This place
C
It's planet Of the apes
(Oh okay)
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
And I'm not Gonna beef With Suge Knight
Em
Because I think That if he Heard my
C
My 2Pac Parody He'd find me And tell me
G
I'm stealing
(Hurry up Take a picture Of me dangling From the balcony)
C
And I'd like My Chinese food Cooked right
Em
I don't like Japanese or The Thai
C
I would like To see the Whole world die
G
Cause I'm a Korean
C Em
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone
C G
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone
[Verse 1]
C Em C G
Speak:
Oh hello
My name is DJ Not Nice
You might remember me
From my last record
Ching Chang Chong
You made me very rich
Now I roll in American money
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
And I'd like my Chinese food Cooked right
Em
cause they're not Giving me the good rice
C
And The Dyke giving me Food looks like
G
a lesbian
C
I don't like how my Beef pork look like
Em
And the last time I eat your food I
C
got the Rice chicken Beef tofu Now I poop
G
While I'm peeing
C
And you might not believe I could fight
Em
I'm a white belt But I have 2 stripes
C
I don't like all you little Blue eyed dumb white
G
Europeans
C
I would like to just drink My bud light
Em
maybe bomb A couple things in Hawaii
C
and blow up The countries I don't like
G
Cause I'm a Korean
[Verse 2]
[Rap]
C
I'm not that nice (Uh uh)
Em
I build a bomb (Yeah)
C
Then pick a country (You)
G
And blow it up
C
I work for NASA (Cool)
Em
We look at stars (Wow)
C
You know Apollo
C C
That movie is Good
[Sing]
G
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
C
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
Em
I been trained to kill With my Tai Kwon Do
C
And my whole continent Is a dry cleaning store
G
bo bo bo bo Bonzai
[Rap]
C
I like to play
Em
magic cards
C
You heard of China
G
I was in charge
C
Of Chinatown
Em
In Vietnam
C
I'm still around
[Sing]
G C
You can come through to play
[Rap]
C
When I play poker
Em
I just throw all my chips in
C G
Hello I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
C
I smoke Coke - It's fun
Em
You think I'm joking man
C
I made a lot Of money from Pokemon
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
I think Michael Jackson's A good guy
Em
I don't mind If he sleeps With young guys
C
Cause in my country We can touch Young guys
G
On their penis
C
And my wife Is thirteen And cooks my
Em
Macaroni N' Cheese So good I
C
Got her out On the street For a good Good price (10 years ago)
[Verse 3]
[Rap]
G
I'm not gonna lie (Uh uh)
C
I like it rough (Uh uh)
Em
Hillary Clinton
C
Let's get it On (Woo)
G
I have a missile (Uh uh)
C
It's very small (So small)
Em
It's in my pants (Hehe)
C
I can't get it up (Aww)
G
I bomb New York (Oops)
C
Better luck (Next time)
Em
You heard of London (Uh uh)
C
Not anymore (Aww)
G
I bomb Iran (Yeah)
C
Oops that's Japan (Not again)
Em
I made a goof
[Sing]
G C
Now I gotta start again
[Rap]
C Em
I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
C G
If I bomb Your crib - Yep sorry - I'm a ninja warrior
C
I went to Harvard
Em
I bomb Pearl Harbor
C G
I want the whole world To know That I'm Powerful
("I am small penis")
C Em
Everyone To the floor We all gonna Die (die die die)
C G
Put your head Between your legs And say Ko ni chi wa (wa wa wa)
C Em
Death to all Fuck the World Cause I like 2Pac (pac pac pac)
C
Now the world Must Stop (stop stop stop)
G G
Cause of my Small cock (cock cock cock)
[Sing]
C Em
One day, You'll say Why is everyone dead
C G
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said
C
Now we all Are slaves
Em
Monkeys run This place
C
It's planet Of the apes
(Oh okay)
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
And I'm not Gonna beef With Suge Knight
Em
Because I think That if he Heard my
C
My 2Pac Parody He'd find me And tell me
G
I'm stealing
(Hurry up Take a picture Of me dangling From the balcony)
C
And I'd like My Chinese food Cooked right
Em
I don't like Japanese or The Thai
C
I would like To see the Whole world die
G
Cause I'm a Korean
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