G D
ANOTHER TAPE FROM BIN LADEN TO THE AL JAZEER
C D
SAID "THE FUTURE LOOKS DIM AND THE END IS NEAR"
G D
WE GOT FIRES AND FLOODS AND HURRICANES
C D
ITS ENOUGH TO DRIVE A CRAZY MAN INSANE
G D
I DONT ASK FOR MUCH YOU KNOW IM EASY TO PLEASE
C D
THERES JUST TWO THINGS THAT SATISFY ME
G D
FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
Am
WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
C D
THE BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEET
G
FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
D
THATS ALL I NEED (WITH PLUS SIZE JEANS)
Am C
WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
D G D C D
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED
G D
I HAD TO TAKE OUT A LOAN JUST TO FILL UP MY TANK
C D
GOT ANOTHER LATE NOTICE FROM THE GUY AT THE BANK
G D
SOMETIMES I WALK AWAY JUST TO CLEAR MY HEAD
C D
BUT MY MIND KEEPS DRIFTIN BACK INSTEAD
G D
TO A HEAVY DUTY HAMMOCK DOWN IN AMSTERDAM
C D
AND A BIG FOGGY SHADOW BELOW IN THE SAND
G D
FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
Am
WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
C D
A CORN DOG SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
G
FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
D
THATS ALL I NEED (BIGGIE SIZE FOR ME)
Am C
WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
D G D C D
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED
G D
WELL SINCE MARY JANE MET JENNY CRAIG
C D
SHES GOT MORE TO LOVE SHE NEVER MAKES ME BEG
G D
TAKE A SACK OF FLOUR AND A HIT OFF MY BONG
C D
SHE LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN THAT DISAPPEARING THONG
G D
IF I CANT DRINK HER PRETTY IM GONNA SMOKE HER THIN
C D
SHES MY CORN FED BABY WITH A DOUBLE CHIN
G D
FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
Am
WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
C D
THE BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEET
G
FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
D
THATS ALL I NEED (B***H ATE MY SEEDS)
Am C
WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
D G D C D
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED