[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I sweat out seven pounds in water weight just asking for your number
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When you gave it to me I went home and waited a couple hours
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like the magazines all told me Then I sent you some emojis
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and a funny joke from that TV show you said that you like
[Pre-Chorus]
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And that was hours ago and now everyone I know is either
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fast asleep or staring at their phone
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And I don't really care exactly what we do together
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cause it's probably better than sleepin' alone
[Chorus]
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ANSWER MY TEXT YOU DICK
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Or call me up and tell me that you're coming over I'll clean up my room so quick
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ANSWER MY TEXT YOU DICK
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Maybe something I said before just wasn't right or maybe your heart's on silent mode tonight
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On silent mode tonight
[Verse]
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Well you wrote me back eventually and took me to a movie
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You said it was a date but I'm not sure if you were serious
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I act like I know what I'm doing and my friends all see through me
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It felt so cool when we got home late and made my parents furious
[Pre-Chorus]
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But then you left again and I just felt confused and nerdy
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My teenage angst will be with me well into my thirties
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It always feels there's something I don't know
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And as I watch you drive away I'm screaming out my window
[Chorus]
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ANSWER MY TEXT YOU DICK
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Or call me up and tell me that you're coming over I'll clean up my room so quick
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ANSWER MY TEXT YOU DICK
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Maybe something I said before just wasn't right or maybe your heart's on silent mode tonight
[Outro]
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