Biography:
Ray William Johnson is an awesome 23 year old comedian and video blogger, known for his rapid rise to popularity with his internet-based show =3 (Equals Three), a bi-weekly show where he reviews popular internet videos. He started the show in April of 2009, and became a top subscribed Youtube personality in just under a year. In addition, he has a vlog channel called BreakingNYC, a comedic annotation of his day to day life.
Along with reviewing viral videos, Ray is known for inadvertently starting/popularizing internet memes.
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D
It was a weekend, and you cant stop
C
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Am
Instead of drinking imported beers,
F A
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.
D
We popped the top. We know what was in it.
C
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Am
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
F A
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.
D
Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
C
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Am
Oh snap! And what made it worse
F A
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.
D
Then a rainbow appeared out of Waxs ass.
C
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
Am
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
F A
Yeah, I’m trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.
D
Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
C
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
Am
I dont believe it. I’m gonna be sea sick.
F A
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.
D
Little children, near and far
C
Dont know where your parents are.
Am
Cry directly in this jar.
F A
I will drink it at the bar.
D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
C
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
D C
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I aint felt before.
Am F A
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores) " Hey dude get up!"
D C
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, “Hello with the pudding!”
Am F A
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.
D C
I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.
Am F A
I couldnt throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
D C
I barfed up a kitten, and Im feeling strange.
Am F A
Sippin these Orphan Tears, now its got me seeing things.
D
Little children, near and far
C
Dont know where your parents are.
Am
Cry directly in this jar.
F A
I will drink it at the bar.
D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
C
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
D
All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
C
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Am
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
F A
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.
D
She came back with a glass of liquid.
C
I said, I asked for something different.
Am
This looks like a normal beer.
F A
She said, no its Orphan Tears.
D
Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
C
Whole club looking like a forest.
Am
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
F A
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.
D
I tried to run to the bathroom but when
C
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
Am
Pulling me back slow
F A
Dance floor turned into a black hole.
D
Spinning around horribly.
C
Feeling like Dorothy.
Am
Woke up and was still at home.
F A
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.
D
Little children, near and far
C
Dont know where your parents are.
Am
Cry directly in this jar.
F A
I will drink it at the bar.
D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
C
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears
Ending: D,C,Am,F,A
D
Hello! With the pudding!
C
P-P-P-P-Pudding
Am
H-H-Hello-with
F
Pudding.. Pudding
A
Bill Cosby
D
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
C
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
Am
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
F A
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
It was a weekend, and you cant stop
C
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Am
Instead of drinking imported beers,
F A
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.
D
We popped the top. We know what was in it.
C
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Am
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
F A
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.
D
Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
C
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Am
Oh snap! And what made it worse
F A
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.
D
Then a rainbow appeared out of Waxs ass.
C
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
Am
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
F A
Yeah, I’m trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.
D
Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
C
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
Am
I dont believe it. I’m gonna be sea sick.
F A
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.
D
Little children, near and far
C
Dont know where your parents are.
Am
Cry directly in this jar.
F A
I will drink it at the bar.
D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
C
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
D C
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I aint felt before.
Am F A
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores) " Hey dude get up!"
D C
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, “Hello with the pudding!”
Am F A
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.
D C
I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.
Am F A
I couldnt throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
D C
I barfed up a kitten, and Im feeling strange.
Am F A
Sippin these Orphan Tears, now its got me seeing things.
D
Little children, near and far
C
Dont know where your parents are.
Am
Cry directly in this jar.
F A
I will drink it at the bar.
D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
C
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
D
All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
C
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Am
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
F A
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.
D
She came back with a glass of liquid.
C
I said, I asked for something different.
Am
This looks like a normal beer.
F A
She said, no its Orphan Tears.
D
Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
C
Whole club looking like a forest.
Am
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
F A
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.
D
I tried to run to the bathroom but when
C
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
Am
Pulling me back slow
F A
Dance floor turned into a black hole.
D
Spinning around horribly.
C
Feeling like Dorothy.
Am
Woke up and was still at home.
F A
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.
D
Little children, near and far
C
Dont know where your parents are.
Am
Cry directly in this jar.
F A
I will drink it at the bar.
D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
C
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears
Ending: D,C,Am,F,A
D
Hello! With the pudding!
C
P-P-P-P-Pudding
Am
H-H-Hello-with
F
Pudding.. Pudding
A
Bill Cosby
D
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
C
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
Am
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
F A
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
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