Psychostick is a metal band from Tempe, Arizona, known for a silly image and usage of extreme humor in their songs and lyrics. Their style is referred to by themselves and some online album review sites as humor-core.
Members includeRob "Rawrb!" Kersey — lead vocalsJoshua "Joshy" Key — guitar, vocalsAlex "Shmalex" Dontre — drums, vocalsMatty J. "Moose"— bass, vocals
To date they have released three discs nationally and one digital only EP.
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EmG What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts
You would be like c Man that's fuckin' sweet AmC I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts
EmG What if your hands were made of hotpockets C You would be the first one to be eaten AmC In survival situations
AmEm What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur CAmEm What if you peed out of your nose CAmEm What if your face was shaped like Mexico DA Or trapezoids or Texas and Hawaii
GBmDmAm What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world EmBmAm Just like the world you started with GBmDmAm What if another world then ate the world made out of doughnuts EmBmAm Making all the doughnut people pissed
EmG What if your face was made of bumblebees
You would be like C Dude this really sucks AmC I do not want a face made out of bumblebees
EmG What if your dad was made of rainbows C You would be like OMG that's lame AmC I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots
AmEm What if your pool was filled with applesauce CAmEm What if a hotdog was your tongue CAmEm What if your mouth was filled with broken glass DA And fire ants and three-meat jambalaya
GBmDmAm What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon EmBmAm That shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate GBmDmAm And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees EmBmAm Ensuring that there would be no escape
Em What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs You would be like Baby talk to dog
CAmEm Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes CAmEm What if your butt was on your chest CAmEm What if guitars could squirt out sour cream DA And nacho cheese and pure sulfuric acid