Aretusa Loser:Peter Sarstedt.
Flip side of Frozen Orange Juice on U/A
Records in 1969.
INTRO: G C (x12)
#1.
G
As I sit at the table in the corner, hoping
somebody will take a chance on me.
Bm D Bm
But I know that it's not cool and I'm behaving
D C D C G
like a fool, I've become the Aretusa loser.
#2.
G
As I pray to the Lord for some forgiveness, for
the deeds that are going through my mind.
Bm D Bm
I would love to shoot that man - ha! to whom I
D C D C G
am just a fan, and I've become the Aretusa loser.
C D Am7 G
Yes, I've become the Aretusa loser.
BRIDGE:
A
Oh, if you've got a membership card, baby, you know
that everything's all right.
But if you're no one and you're with nobody, you
D
better stay home at night, yes.
#3.
G
I've had time to reflect on past reflections and it
seems that I have been a stupid f***.
Bm D Bm
Cause every chick I try to make, she turns out to be
D C D C G
a fake and just one more Aretusa loser.
C D C G
She just one more, Aretusa loser, ha, ha.
#4.
G
There are times when the pressure gets too high, and you
swear to yourself until you cry.
Bm D Bm
Oh, you just think it's one big drag and go home with
D C D C G
some poxy hag..just like you an Aretusa loser.
C D Am7 G
She's just like you, an Aretusa loser.
#5.
G
Oh, have you heard about the film-stars who all go there.
They're being seen, being seen by somebody else.
Bm D Bm
Well, that's their scene and good luck but there's others
D C D C G
there just to suck..and become the Aretusa loser, yeah.
C D C G C D C
And become the Aretusa loser..and become the Aretusa
G D G
loser.....(Fade.)
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.