[Verse 1]
N.C.
She hung them on the wall
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The roaches refused to crawl
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them on the roof
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The roof turned bullet proof
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them in the sink
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The sink began to stink
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She hung them on the door
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The door went through the floor
[Hook]
F G D
Oh!
A C
Do your thing
A G
Don't do me no harm
D C G
Watch what I say, Wow!
[Verse 2]
N.C.
She hung them in the air
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The air said this ain't fair
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She hung them in the sun
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The sun began to run
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them on the line
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The line, it started to cryin'
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them in the yard
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The yard, it cried, Oh Lord!
[Interlude]
E Bm E Abm E Abm Db
Whoops!
E A E D E
[Verse 3]
N.C.
She threw them on the wall
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The roaches refused to crawl
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them in the air
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The air said this ain't fair
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them in the sink
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The sink began to stink
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them on the fence
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The cats ain't been back since
[Outro]
Db D E G
Heyy!
Abm D E D Db
Heyy! Do your thang!
D E G
Ohh, hey
Db D E G
Whoa, hey!
Db D E G
Whoa, hey!
Db D E G
Whoa, hey!
G Abm E Bm
The world can't do you no harm
E Bm E Bm
But no one can do you no harm
E
WOW!
Bm E Bm Db E
Funky woman!
Db D E Db D E
The music pouring through your funky body
Db D E
Whoa, heyyy!
Db D E
Out in your brains
Db D E
Nothing's good unless you play with it