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Castle Catching - Old Table
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Tuning: Standard
C Em Am F 2x
C Em Am F C
Caught in a castle
Em Am F C
Caught in a castle with a sewing machine
Em Am F C
Cross from the chapel
Em Am F
I can hear you cackle I can hear you scream:
Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am
"What a hassle, what a hassle to be sewing a seam, what a hassle, what a hassle to be living a dream!"
C Em Am F C
Catching a castle
Em Am F C
Catching a castle with a shredding machine
Em Am F C
Would you like to wrastle?
Em Am F
Ill let you pin me down just to make a scene
Em Am Em Am
What a hassle, what a hassle to be tearing a seam,
Em Am Em Am
What a hassle, what a hassle detonating a dream
C Em Am F 4x
Em Am 4x
C Em Am F C
Fasten your tassle
Em Am F C
Fasten your tassle to a fat oak tree
Em Am F C
Then give me all your cash
Em Am F
One needs a certain amount just to be like me,
Em Am Em Am
Im just sitting in my castle, with an insane cackle just a-threading my dream
Em Am Em Am C
And it aint no hassle, it aint no hassle detonating the seams.