[Verse 1]
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I don't know what happened
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Looks like a hoax from here
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They say shes multi-platinum
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makes more money
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flossing her teeth
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than I make in a year
[Verse 2]
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Even I'll admit it
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She's a very sexy thing
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Curves and gold and body
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Thick, shiny lips
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And round swinging hips -but it
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Doesn't mean she can sing
[Verse 3]
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It's a prime-time TV special
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Millions were made, I'm sure
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How nice of them to remind
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Every hard working wife
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And young teenage girl -that they'll
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Never be as pretty as her
[Verse 4]
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Once I wanted to be famous
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But I could never look
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As good as she does -on the
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Front of a pop magazine
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And once I wanted to be famous
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But now I just want to sing