[Intro Riff]
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[Verse 1]
G D Em D C
I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Em D G
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
D Em D C
We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
Em D
We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
G D Em D C
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmas time
Em D G D Em C
But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
C G Bm D
No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
[Chorus]
C D
I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
G D * Em
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
C D
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
G D * Em
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
C D
If anything comes between you and me
G D * Em
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
C D **
We are Pantera fans in love
[Intro Riff]
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[Verse 2]
G D Em D C
What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing
Em D G
I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring
D Em D C
A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
Em D
I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
G D Em D C
We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
Em D G D Em C
Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
C G Bm D
Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar
[Chorus]
C D
I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
G D * Em
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
C D
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
G D * Em
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
C D
If anything comes between you and me
G D * Em
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
C D G D Em C
We are Pantera fans in love
G Em D **
We are we are Pantera fans in love
[Intro Riff]
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[Outro]
C D
We saw Ozzy on our first date
G Em
Our special song is Crazy Train
C D
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
G Em
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
C D
If anything comes between you and me
G Em
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
C D
We are Metallica fans
C D
We are Megadeth fans
C D C
We are Manowar fans in love
D G
We are Pantera fans in love
D * - These are subtle in the recording and you may find it flows better not to play them.