Ive Got A Boner For Christmas by Nerf Herder, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

Ive Got A Boner For Christmas

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Nerf Herder is a punk rock band formed in 1994. They describe themselves as a "nerd rock" band although their website also describes them as "Nerdcore," which is obvious from even the band's name, stemming from a famous line in Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, 'Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!.' The band first got national airplay in the US for their song "Van Halen", a parody tribute to the band of the same name.

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Artist: Nerf Herder
Song: I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas
Album: My E.P.

Verse 1:
C C
Mend up your stocking hole
C C
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
D C G
I've got a boner for Christmas
C C
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
C C
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
D C G
I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus:
C G
Singin' joy to the world!
C G
To each and every girl
C D
To a-all of your girls
C
O-oooh Go!

Bridge/Solo: (Verse Chords)
C
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B-------------------------------
D C G
Oooh, oooh, ooooh Yeah!
C
E-023233-023233-0232378753------
B-------------------------------
D C G
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Verse 2:
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus:
C G
Singing joy to the world.
C G
To each and every girl.
C D
To a-all of your girls
C
O-oooh.
D
I've got a boner
C
O-oooh
G
For Christmas