D G
Well I hate racist blokes telling tasteless jokes
D A
And explaining where people belong
D G
I hate ignorant folks who pay money to see gigs
A D
And talk through everything fucking song
Bm G
I hate people in nightclubs snorting coke
D A
And explaining where you're going wrong
Bm G
Well if you agree come hating with me
A D
And feel free to sing along
G D A D G
And it goes la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
D A
la la la la la lala la la
G D A D G
And it goes la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
D A
la la la la la lala la la
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D G
And I hate pointless status updates on Facebook
D A
FYI' we were never m s
D G
We pretend to be friends on the internet
D A
Yet in real life we have nothing to say
Bm G
To each other Oh brother I've love for my mother
D A
For good times for music and my mates
Bm G
Yeah I love and I live and I have love to give
A D
But sometimes all you can do is hate
G D A D G
And it goes la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
D A
la la la la la lala la la
G D A D G
And it goes la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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la la la la la lala la la
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Bm G
I hate them fussy eaters you cook them fajitas
D A
They only eat pizza and chips
Bm G
I hate stepping outside for a smoke and some guy coughs
D A
Like your lungs are his
Bm G
And I hate queuing up for festival toilets
D A
Especially when you need a shit
Bm G
I hate the X-factor for murdering music
A D
You bunch of money grabbing pricks
G D A D G
And it goes la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
D A
la la la la la lala la la
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D G
And I hate them magazines aimed at insecure teens
D A
They make ten year olds race to grow up
A G D A
Hey kids lets be anoerxic or better eat chocolate 'til you throw up
Bm G
Keep your Hollywood stars in their stupid cars
D A
And the botox that makes them look fucked
D G
Just grow old with grace have you seen Cher's face
A D
It looks like it's been hit by a truck
G D A D G
And it goes la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
D A
la la la la la lala la la
G D A D G
And it goes la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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